Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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