I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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