Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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