you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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