i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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