In the future we'll all be gay
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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