if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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