How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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