What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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