Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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