But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yo dont text me then not text me
it hurts more in the daytime
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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