i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
17 year olds will be the death of me.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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