Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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