you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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