i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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