Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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