How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
be right there i have to get my cape
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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