The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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