i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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