8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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