Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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