He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
