Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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