i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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