I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We just shotgunned beers for America
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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