You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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