chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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