butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I take back everything I said about communal showers
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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