I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Randomize
