Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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