Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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