why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
