ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I would ride that face into the sunset
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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