Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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