...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
