Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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