I love black thongs
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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