I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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