Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
