I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
this hospital has no fireball
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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