I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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