and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Floor bacon is actually really good
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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