Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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