OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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