You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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