then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
And then my night got REAL pukey
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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