dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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