new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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