We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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