Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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