Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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