Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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